Life is Pointless

Release Date: 2019-02-04

Developer: Will deManbey

Genres: Casual

Price: 0.79

Earn points by doing that which is pointless.Based on the designers own struggle with depression Life is Pointless takes the player on a cerebral and stoic adventure as they try to escape their meaningless existence. Deep and contemplative the player is forced to repeatedly complete the same mundane tasks in this minimalist experience watching as the days pass endlessly before them. More of a philosophical argument than a game Life is Pointless will force you to take a closer look at your own daily actions and determine if you too are in the pointless pursuit of points.Features include:•Over .01 hours of exciting gameplay!•Absolutely no multiplayer capabilities!•Vivid color palette of black white off-white and dark-grey!•Painstakingly produced over the span of almost an entire week!•Two endlessly looping tracks of music each an astonishing six seconds long!•Revolutionary day and night cycle!•Incredibly smooth learning curve!•Points!But the best part about Life is Pointless is that you dont even need to be actively playing the game to earn points! For the truly devoted player who wants to live the game rather than play it they can minimize the application and perform their daily computer routines. Even if the game loses focus it will still record the number of key presses you enter slowly adding them to your score. At the end of the day you can go back into the game and see just how many points your normally pointless existence has earned you!Fantastic! -Made up game reviewer #15 stars! -Made up game reviewer #2The greatest game ever made! -Will deManbey (Game Designer Life is Pointless)Better than Car Theft Auto! -Will deManbeys MomDisclaimer:If you havent already guessed from the above description screenshots and trailers there isnt all that much to this game. It was created from a place of twisted darkness in the designers soul and publishing it was just something he decided to do for fun. He was originally going to make it free but the same twisted darkness thought it would be hilarious to make people pay for it. That being said do not purchase this game if you do not have a sense of humor. If youre planning on feeling disappointed and writing a negative review about it later then you might as well stop right here. This game was built on negativity and disappointment so the designer has plenty of it already.