Postal III

Release Date: 2012-02-17

Developer: Trashmasters

Genres: Action

Price: 8.99

Good or Insane? The choice is yours.Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dudes week in Paradise we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city Catharsis. Unfortunately due to the Global Economic Meltdown psychotic left-wing Green extremism and hypocritical Government corruption it turns out Catharsis isnt a much better place to live.What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-Presidents cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway biker gangs and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?Key features:Edgy satirical Running With Scissors sense of humorA world of twisted parody inspired by real people events and philosophiesLarge detailed interactive environmentsCrazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplayNPCs react to your behavior in a variety of surprising waysMultiple story paths determined by your behaviorCelebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy Village People Cowboy Randy Jones Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy Playmate Jennifer WalcottAppearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises: Krotchy Champ and the Postal Babes who will fight along side you (or sometimes against you!)Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey Grenade Cats and the BadgerSawKill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)