Will Fight for Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Hour

Release Date: 2015-04-22

Developer: Pyrodactyl

Genres: Action, Indie, RPG

Price: 3.99

Jared Casey Dent was a wrestler in a down-and-out bloodstained middle American town. He lost his own tournament in disgrace and vanished into the night. Now hes back and you must set his life straight using your own home blend of:Brutal violenceJareds wavering hamfisted brand of subtle persuasionSide questing for loose changeJust doing stuff for the hell of itFeaturesRidiculously Complicated Conversation SystemThe give-and-takes of social engineering do not come easily to Jared. Youll have to carefully select body language tone and opinion if you want to get results. Alternately pick bizarre options and watch NPCs get really confused.Fast-Paced Brawling (aka the easy way)While the subtleties of speech and debate may be lost on Jared beating people up comes pretty naturally. And if you go that route you wont believe the people youll have to put in the ground - the mob nerds in power armor the police a TV superhero and more!A Narrative of Personal Redemption OR Punch EveryoneWage war for the soul of Jared Dent wanderer and troubled fellow and choose his destiny over the course of one wild nonlinear night – or ignore all of that stuff and beat up approximately an entire town.Inventory managementAcquire stuff. Use the stuff to make yourself hurt things or get less hurt by things.The Most Accurate Portrayal of Nerds EverMove over Big Bang Theory – weve got the most hilarious tear-jerking hamfistedly pandering depiction of Nerds in any art form EVER. Stereotypes youve grown used to as fresh and accurate as they were in 1986!Zero Typing-Based Victorian Romance ScenariosUse your furious fingers and knowledge of period social mores to woo seven beautiful English debutantes in a game that isnt this one. But – you can make that game within this game with mod support!