World's Fastest Pizza

Release Date: 2016-03-15

Developer: Oscar Brittain

Genres: Action, Indie, Simulation

Price: 1.99

Its not easy when your pizza is so cheesy.Head to Australia in the game critics are calling "Please stop emailing me!" Wage war on the suburbs using an armory of SUPERPOWERS and NOT-SO-SUPERPOWERS in your quest to rid the land of hunger and spread the joys of sexy pizza.What SUPERPOWERS do you get?A Personal Assistant Koala Black Magic A Cloned Flash Mob a Time Machine and Bovine Growth Hormones just to name a few. Nothing particularly weird.How about DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS and A BANGIN SOUNDTRACK?If the game didnt have those this would all be a waste of your time. I wouldnt waste you time!Can I make it rain in the game?Geez you just dont know when to quit do you? OF COURSE YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN.Who do you play as?Tortoiseman was born on planet Tortopia before being sent to Earth by his father J-Dilla just before the planets destruction. On Earth he was adopted by a bogan pizza chef and his wife. Also he started to display baller superpowers which he decided to use for the benefit of humanity. Using the awesomely fake name Cornelius Pretorius he is a pizza boy for Worlds Fastest Pizza a Fremantle fast-food restaurant.Is Channing Tatum in the game?Sure.Matthew McConaughey?Why not.But what about the...HUSH child. I know you have many questions but all I can say is that the answers lie within this remarkable game!