Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

Release Date: 2016-10-25

Developer: Vile Monarch

Genres: Indie, Simulation

Price: 1.59

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Heres its successor that does even more certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if youre not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge. So dont let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. Its also the only game that lets you learn whats The Meaning of Life and thats scientifically proven!Game Features:Loners Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPUReal-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch ottoman or whatever else you like to rest your fanny onImaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online and bring the witty pain across any device using the games Cross-Platform Multiplayer11 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices quirky traits and hilarious insult componentsLegendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Lay down some verbal carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters including Shadow Warriors Lo Wang Serious Sam the infamous Postal Dude.4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environmentsContentious Battle System: Employ combos criticals continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!