Behold the Kickmen

Release Date: 2017-07-20

Developer: Size Five Games

Genres: Action, Casual, Indie, Sports

Price: 2.79

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN started as a silly Twitter joke and evolved like a beautiful flower into the years least-exciting and mostly-incorrect Football Simulation. Its football as seen through the eyes of someone with no understanding of or interest in the Laws of Football.Start at the bottom of the Big Boring British Football Spreadsheet system and grind your way up gruelling match after gruelling match to become the best at the football that anyones ever seen and win the World Cup for your mantelpiece.FEATURES: Kicking Passing Tackling Squad Management and Doing Goals over and over. Theres even a full Story mode crammed with overblown melodrama and inane decisions to be made.TWO WAYS TO PLAY! Hate football? No problem! The entire game can be re-skinned at the flip of a switch into a Dystopian Future Bloodsport!PLEASE NOTE: Kickmen has NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER and NO LOCAL MULTIPLAYER its Single Player ONLY. Please dont buy it thinking its at all sociable because it isnt. Why you ask? Because I wanted to make a Single Player game I didnt want to make a Multiplayer game.