Heartbreak High: A Break-Up Simulator

Release Date: 2018-05-21

Developer: Good Bit;Alec Robbins

Genres: Casual, Indie, Simulation

Price: 3.99

Imagine youre the most popular kid in school. So popular in fact that youre dating every single person in your class. The only problem? Youve decided to break up with all of them one by one.Heartbreak High is an arcade-style spin on visual novels and dating simulators that asks you to break up with all of your high school sweethearts instead of woo them. A single play-through can be completed in one 20-40 minute sitting with each break-up featuring a unique branching story path and lovable (or unlovable?) characters for you to crush beneath your feet over and over again. If you couldnt already guess it wont be easy. Theres only 40 minutes until the end of the school day and on top of that you must be careful not to act too cruel too sexy too selfish and more... sometimes youll have to stay tactful and sympathetic while other break-ups will call for a somewhat firmer approach. Its as stressful as the real thing baby!!!! And thats not even mentioning the various surprises and obstacles thatll get in your way!!!!features over 15 unique choose-your-own-adventure-style break-up encounters (any less than that wouldnt have been stressful enough) multiple playthroughs encouraged - try saying something different next time because theres some wild stuff in there nearly everything on screen is hand-drawn (including the typeface and menus even!) which i think is very impressive dont you?? an extensive original soundtrack by Ronnie Dezsi that brings every character (and menu screen) to life very funny writing (i know thats subjective but its also definitely true in this case sorry) theres a bunch of mini-games!!! theyre like little tiny games inside of the bigger game if you can believe it lots of fun characters that are cute and might make you sad to break up with its a cheap quick game that doesnt take very long to play!!! it respects your time!!! isnt that nice!!! i made this game almost entirely by myself! my names Alec Robbins! hello! theres a FREE PLAY mode where you cant lose but you also cant get to the final level. its also good for role-playing without penalty! you can get chocolate in the game but you cant use it for anything. i should have taken that out of the game actually a surprise ending... not allowed to say more... my apologies for even bringing it up in the first place... maybe you can even choose NOT to break up with them??? would that give you a different ending??? maybe??? hmm???