Poverty is a Choice

Release Date: 2018-09-17

Developer: Ugliest Horse Studio

Genres: Casual, Indie, Simulation

Price: 9.29

Being poor is a choice you are just too stupid to not pick itAs everyone knows the simplest way to make money is to trade stocks. If you dont know how try asking your Fathers assistant or the guys at the racket ball club. A failure to make enough to live lavishly is a fundamental personal failure on the part of the person. Just stop working at McBurger-fil-a and get a better job. In this life simulator you can -Trade stocks like a pro! Place Market orders after-hours during a downturn! Operate on Margin! Purchase ETFs!Take advantage of the working class*! Get hooked to coke as your reach exceeds your grasp!Uncover the cabal of lizard people manipulating the world**!!! *Dont worry they are probably black foreign or women ** JK its just old white guys